These Dudes Were Sent To The Makeup Store And (Lip)Smacked With Reality

The beauty industry is nearly impossible to navigate even for the most educated makeup artists. It’s truly not for the faint of heart to willingly shop at a makeup store.

There are millions of different primers, foundations, moundations, toundations, and crowndations. Don’t even get me started with a matte or shiny setting spray. This article is going to show that it should be illegal to send someone who doesn’t know anything about makeup or beauty into one of these stores alone (cough, boyfriends, brothers, and dads).

It’s Emotionally And Physically Draining

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For a dude, going into the mall is hard enough. I don’t know what it is, but as soon as you step through those doors and see your first American Eagle store, your body just shuts down.

For a girl, the only way to get that energy back up is to go into a makeup store. But, for men, the makeup store just drains you even more. It’s a horrible experience.