Fellas, If You Need Another Reason To Not Get Married, This Is It

Many of us were raised to find the one person we can connect with and marry them. You envision long walks on the beach and living happily ever after while being madly in love with each other. I guess marriage can be lovely, at some point, for like a second. But, when reality sinks in that you kind of have to spend the rest of your life with this person it isn’t so romantic.

The climax of a marriage is the wedding, no pun intended. But even that has its quirks and pains. If the BEST night of your life (apparently) is still kind of awful, maybe marriage isn’t for everyone. Actually, I know it isn’t for everyone.

The First To Fall Asleep

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Anyone who has been to a wedding knows how incredibly long they are. Not only do they take what seems like endless hours, but they also are emotionally draining.

This groom has already had enough of this whole wedding thing. He was excited for the bachelor party that happened months before, and that’s it. The wedding day is mostly just for the bride, let’s be honest. There’s no shame in being the first to fall asleep.